In honor of my friend Pam and her love of food, I will now teach you how to cook up the perfect Pam Party. Here's my own recipe for a fabulous beach send off...
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| Step 1 - Get your fresh Pam and place her shotgun in a Jeep - roof down. |
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| Step 2 - Stuff all beverages and pork products in the fridge as shown. |
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Step 3 - Toss in an Andre(e) or 2... |
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| Step 4 - Sprinkle in just a hint of the bongo... |
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| Step 5 - Grill up a summer feast made for kings |
Step 6 - Consume corn with caution. You may be judged. What does your corn on the cob say about you???
Step 7 - Whip open the bubbly
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| Step 8 - Infuse your fizz with watermelon and toast to Pam - she's true blue... |
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| Step 9 - Add one Matt, one Sabrina, and one large mushroom |
Warning : Handle the mushroom with care.
Step 10 - Combine all Americans on couch for late night guitar performance - I personally have best results with the Chris and Andre mix
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| Step 11 - Fry on the beach until just crispy |
Step 12 - Skim the surf after demolishing brekky burritos.
For best results, do not add roosters and serve immediately.
Enjoy with those who love to laugh and make life better. XO
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